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Congress recently authorized $87 billion in funding for aid to Iraq and for the continued military support in the area. Democrats, in their usual fashion, grumbled but didn't do anything.
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Jonathan Marwil, War and American Society in the 20th Century
University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, MI
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submitted: November 14, 2003 |
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You *do* know how to make moonshine, right?
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Dr. Acio, Chemistry
Thomas Jefferson HSST, Alexandria, VA
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submitted: November 14, 2003 |
it actually made some sense at the time, but the class started cracking up anyway.
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Lloyd: We're going to pronounce it Par-lee.
Josh: *Shouting from the back row* Haven't you seen Pirates of the Caribbean?!
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Lloyd and Josh, Chorale
Bryn Mawr and Haverford Colleges, Bryn Mawr, PA
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submitted: November 13, 2003 |
This is in the middle of Choir. I SWEAR, the word is pronounced Par-lay!
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Do we really wanna... I can't say it or I'll get on profquotes.
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Dr. Susan Peppers-Bates, History of Ancient Philosophy
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: November 12, 2003 |
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I'm not big in comparison to Arnold Schwarzeneggar. Well, except maybe in integrity.
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Dr. Susan Peppers-Bates, History of Ancient Philosophy
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: November 12, 2003 |
Somehow relating to The Republic
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(Investigating a noise in the hallway) I don't know... I don't think we're gonna blow up. But if we do, class is dismissed.
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Dr. Susan Peppers-Bates, History of Ancient Philosophy
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: November 12, 2003 |
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"If you dream about having sex with your mother and killing people, I hope it's a nightmare."
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Dr. Peppers-Bates, History of Ancient Philosophy
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: November 12, 2003 |
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So for example, if you *don't* like George Dubya, then you would say, 'Oh, I know why he sent troops into Iraq: he's a jerk.' But if you *do* like George Dubya, you'd say, 'Oh, I know why he sent troops into Iraq: ......erm...OK. I don't know why the hell he sent troops into Iraq.
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Dr Platow, Intro to Psych
Australian National University, Canberra, Australia,
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submitted: November 11, 2003 |
Regarding attitudes and beliefs.
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Vita Activa wears the pants in relation to vita contemplativa
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Dr. Scott, Philosophy
Stetson University, Deland, Florida
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submitted: November 11, 2003 |
Our conversation about the two and Hannah Arendt
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The space shuttle is the sperm; space/the sky is the womb
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Dr. Scott, Philosophy
Stetson University, Deland, Florida
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submitted: November 11, 2003 |
To Dr. Scott...everything is fallic
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Males perhaps, have less of a mind to lose than women.
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Dr. Scott, Philosophy
Stetson University, Deland, Florida
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submitted: November 11, 2003 |
During a discussion of the goddess religions.
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Intimacy isn't the be all end all of human existence
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Dr. Scott,
Stetson University, Deland, Florida
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submitted: November 11, 2003 |
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We will be starting angular kinematics thursday, so I want you all to go home and practice rotating.
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Dr. Ronald Tabak, General Physics 1
Youngstown State University, Youngstown, Ohio
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submitted: November 11, 2003 |
May be slightly paraphrased
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...and for this we'll choose a letter... say, sixty-two
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Dr. john Buoni, Honors Calculus 1
Youngstown State University, Youngstown, Ohio
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submitted: November 11, 2003 |
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When I do a proof, people fall asleep,
At 2:15 on Friday, people fall asleep
Put 'em together, it's siesta time!
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Dr. John Buoni, Honors Calculus 1
Youngstown State University, Youngstown, Ohio
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submitted: November 11, 2003 |
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"That lady discovered the sarcoptergii fish and then she went crazy and started drinking and doing drugs..no not really I just wanted to make her more interesting.
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Dr. Quadagno, BSC1005
Florida State University, Tallahassee, FL
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submitted: November 11, 2003 |
I loved my bio proffesor he was the coolest man ever. He made bio class worth coming to. He even got a standing ovation from us!!!
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What I don't have is a picture of this bridge when it collapsed...because it actually collapsed...twice.
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Prof Hector Rotstein, AEM 2011: Statics
University of Minnesota - Twin Cities, Minneapolis, MN
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submitted: November 10, 2003 |
Trying to scare us into learning the material, perhaps?
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Light reflects off the back of a raindrop...how embarassing....
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Prof. Keith Ruddick, Physics 2503: Modern Physics Principles
University of Minnesota - Twin Cities, Minneapolis, MN
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submitted: November 10, 2003 |
Color commentary on a student's attempt to explain rainbows.
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I don't like agreeing with you, so let's call it a heavy string.
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Prof. Keith Ruddick, Physics 2503: Modern Physics Principles
University of Minnesota - Twin Cities, Minneapolis, MN
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submitted: November 10, 2003 |
Keith's own way of telling the annoying guy in the back to shut his trap.
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Did somebody say per second?...Shoot that person!
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Prof. Keith Ruddick, Physics 2503: Modern Physics Principles
University of Minnesota - Twin Cities, Minneapolis, MN
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submitted: November 10, 2003 |
His reaction when somebody asked if a window was transfering heat in units of Watts per second.
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I can't fail everyone, or else I'd get fired.
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Prof. Keith Ruddick, Physics 2503: Modern Physics Principles
University of Minnesota-Twin Cities, Minneapolis, MN
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submitted: November 10, 2003 |
Speaking on his grading policy.
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"Undretow isn't usually all that dangerous... unless you're intoxicated"
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Dr. Whitmore, PEF 1110- Principles of Earth Science
Cedarville University, Cedarville, OH
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submitted: November 10, 2003 |
Humm... wonder how he knows that?
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Mystery meat really turns Money on.
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Dr. Robert Money, "Who's to Judge?" Freshman Honors Seminar
Millikin University, Decatur, IL
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submitted: November 10, 2003 |
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"Hopefully you don't go to your closet in the morning and ask 'Do I want to be monochromatic or polychromatic today?'"
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Dr. David Matson, HUM 1400- Intro. to Humanities
Cedarville University, Cedarville, OH
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submitted: November 9, 2003 |
When discussing art in the 1600's, and how there was a shift from mono to polychromatic.
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"Excuse me for drinking in front of you... it IS water, trust me"
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Dr. David Matson, HUM 1400- Intro. to Humanities
Cedarville University, Cedarville, OH
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submitted: November 9, 2003 |
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