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**Male camel spits in intruding male's face**
Announcer: The intruder will not stay around for another insult like that. Not even for sex!
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Dr. David Eakin, Honors Biology Seminar
Eastern Kentucky University, Richmond, Kentucky
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submitted: April 9, 2003 |
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This is fun and completely worthless to the course - sort-of-like some of my lectures, I suspect!
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Dr. David Eakin, Honors Biology Seminar
Eastern Kentucky University, Richmond, Kentucky
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submitted: April 9, 2003 |
This is a post from everyone's favorite professor... Ahhh....if he only knew who posted these!
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ok, come on people. Evolve. this isn't CP Chemistry
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Mr. L. Webb, Ap Chemistry
Live Oak High School, Morgan Hill, california
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submitted: April 9, 2003 |
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So, we assume an infinite brain, or maybe a brain that's a torus...
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Bard Ermentrout, Computational Neuroscience
University of Pittsburgh, ,
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submitted: April 9, 2003 |
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We know that the Razor of Occam
can be used on our models to mock 'em.
They cry far and near,
"Don't show your phase here!"
But if they don't like my models, well, f*ck 'em.
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Bard Ermentrout, Computational Neuroscience
University of Pittsburgh, ,
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submitted: April 9, 2003 |
An impromptu recital after he'd just mentioned how a certain model was no good because it was too complex to be biologically plausible.
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Let me tell you about tomatoes...the semantic mirage of a tomato.
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Dr. Syd Lamb, Cognitive Linguistics
Rice University, Houston, TX
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submitted: April 9, 2003 |
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Guys who live on a farm are much better acquainted with animals...Farm animals, anyway.
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Dr. Syd Lamb, Cognitive Linguistics
Rice University, Houston, TX
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submitted: April 9, 2003 |
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Even if you do a masterpiece of laundry, you'll still have to do it again in another two weeks. And the laundromat is a horrible place to be. There's always this "Draw a warm bath and break out the razor blades" song for the housewives who try to figure out how to commit suicide with a hot iron.
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Prof. Hiltz, World Hst
Northeastern U, Boston, MA
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submitted: April 9, 2003 |
Stemmed from connecting Mesopotamian slave labor to present day racial prejudices.
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They won't let me shoot you. However I do have steel-toed boots...
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B. P. Joyce, Institutions
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, Michigan
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submitted: April 9, 2003 |
Said after a students cell phone began to ring in class
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The people in New York City have a problem, but the Japanese say “no problem, our people don’t need water.”
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Frank T. Duda, Digital Electronics
Grove City College, Grove City, PA
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submitted: April 8, 2003 |
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Terrorism is like extreme sports.
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Professor Goldsmith, Journalism
Butler University, Indianapolis, Indiana
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submitted: April 8, 2003 |
Not quite sure where she was going with this...
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Yes, but let's see if we can describe it with some other terms than "crap".
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Jason Corner, English 367.01
The Ohio State University, Columbus, Ohio
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submitted: April 8, 2003 |
On a reaction to an example of a poorly written argumentative essay. Worst essay ever, "crap" was all I could come up with.
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"Since we have five fingers and... since there's Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. . . we're going to use five mass values."
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Dancho, Physics AP
Glen Ridge High School, Glen Ridge, NJ
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submitted: April 8, 2003 |
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It's like a baby growing out of the mother's head
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Sharon Manserie, Biology 121 Lab
OUC, Penticton, BC
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submitted: April 8, 2003 |
She had just come back from maternity leave, so must've been stressed, but made this comment about the sporophyte generation developing on top of the gametophyte generation of Bryophytes.
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He’s on his way to Florida or Canada or wherever they go.
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Frank T. Duda, Digital Electronics
Grove City College, Grove City, PA
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Speaking of a bumble bee that just flew out a window.
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Does arsenic scare you? When I was growing up it was the poison of choice.
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Frank T. Duda, Digital Electronics
Grove City College, Grove City, PA
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Speak & Spells are worth gold. If you have any I’ll take them off your hands. The key is to make sure they have a battery cover. After you’re done collecting the technical stuff you can collect baseball cards. You can finance your college education with baseball cards. Then you can collect baseballs; get a Babe Ruth baseball. Then you can invest in stock. You can collect the Speak & Spell, Speak & Read, and Speak & Math; you can have the whole trifecta.
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Frank T. Duda, Digital Electronics
Grove City College, Grove City, PA
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We used to have people complain that they could pick up the radio station on their gold teeth. Has anyone ever heard of that? -- Student Response: I think I saw it on Gilligan’s Island.
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Frank T. Duda, Digital Electronics
Grove City College, Grove City, PA
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submitted: April 8, 2003 |
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And I decided to call you because it was beyond me.
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Frank T. Duda, Digital Electronics
Grove City College, Grove City, PA
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Dr. Duda to Dr. Helfinstine talking about running a VCR.
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Our kids were breathing the stuff and dying on us. But we had good circuit boards!
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Frank T. Duda, Digital Electronics
Grove City College, Grove City, PA
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submitted: April 8, 2003 |
Speaking on how the college used to make their own PCB's
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If you’re a chemist, you could be a very dangerous person
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Frank T. Duda, Digital Electronics
Grove City College, Grove City, PA
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submitted: April 8, 2003 |
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Some people will kill for old circuit boards
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Frank T. Duda, Digital Electronics
Grove City College, Grove City, PA
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submitted: April 8, 2003 |
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I don't get it.. all they need to do is shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up...
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Prof Dykes at fsu-pc,
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submitted: April 8, 2003 |
Given during a discussion on the Miranda rights and his past clients.
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"Bubble Sort is something a strip dancer does with ballons or something."
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Dr. Constantine Roussos, Introduction to Data Structures and Algorithms
Lynchburg College, Lynchburg, VA
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It's bubble sort. Need I say more?
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"It's computer science, it doesn't have to make sense."
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Dr. Constantine Roussos, Introduction to Data Structures and Algorithms
Lynchburg College, Lynchburg, VA
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submitted: April 8, 2003 |
Said after a comment about a sorting method not making sense.
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