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When it comes down to it... True recycling is taking poop rearranging the carbons and creating food... we could make a poop for food program...
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Emerson Green, Adv. Chem
Sturgis High School, ,
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submitted: June 1, 2009 |
a group of us were messing around in class and he came up and joined in on the conversation
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All Shakespeare tragedies can be boiled down to one story: Humpty Dumpty. YOU DO NOT PUT AN EGG ON A WALL!!!
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Matthew Paquette, AP Literature & Composition
Danvers High School, Danvers, MA
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submitted: June 1, 2009 |
Genius correspondence.
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I know people don't exactly like to discuss sex at 10 o'clock [a.m.]...though I guess it depends where you woke up this morning.
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Guy Rotella, Background of English Literature
Northeastern University, Boston, MA
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submitted: June 1, 2009 |
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I don't know if it's Communist degrees or Freedom degrees.
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C. Titus North, Global Studies
University of Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh, PA
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submitted: June 1, 2009 |
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Classmate: "I understand that men get 40 virgins for martyrdom, but women don't get anything! Why don't they get anything?"
Professor: "What woman wants 40 male virgins in heaven? Sorry... I think in pictures."
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Dr. Fallwell, History of Women in War
Texas Tech University, Lubbock, Texas
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submitted: June 2, 2009 |
I loved that class so much.
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Well that derivation was pretty sloppy... but thats what you get for going to Waterloo. Couldn't afford Havard, could you?
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Roger Melko, Quantum Physics 2
University of Waterloo, Waterloo, Ontario
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submitted: June 2, 2009 |
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And that carbene is really reactive. It will insert into any C-H bond. It's not selective. It doesn't really care. It's like a horny sixteen-year-old boy.
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Dr. F, CHM 551 Advanced Organic Chemistry
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submitted: June 2, 2009 |
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I don't like to call them "tests." That's such a negative terms. I prefer to call them "celebrations of learning."
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Dr. F., CE 250 Statics
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submitted: June 2, 2009 |
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It's rather unfortunate that so many things that are poisonous really taste quite good.
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Dr. G., CHM 116 General Chemistry II
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submitted: June 2, 2009 |
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So we assume that there's no friction on water. So Jesus, walking on water, he wouldn't go anywhere because there's no friction. He'd just pedal in one place.
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Dr. K., PHY 110 University Physics
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submitted: June 2, 2009 |
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"Wow she's a really hot babe...Oh my God, she's a chick with a dick...stab."
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Dr. Simon Obendorf, Politics
University of Lincoln, Lincoln, United Kingdom
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submitted: June 2, 2009 |
The amazing Dr. Obendorf on how identity confusion can lead to murder.
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anyone over 60 is just a piece of meat
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Alex K., Economics
MIT, Melbourne, VIC
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submitted: June 3, 2009 |
we were discussing the people that owned businesses nowdays and how most of them are old and useless..
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It's not about curing cancer anymore, it's about the pizza!
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Mr. White, Physics
White Knoll HS, , SC
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submitted: June 4, 2009 |
commenting on winning the largest class donation to a cancer foundation. the class that won got a pizza party paid for by the school.
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"My favorite cake is pie, and when I say pie I mean Sex with my wife."
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Dr. Elmer Towns, Theology 201
Liberty University, Lynchburg, Va
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submitted: June 4, 2009 |
Very old, talks about sex in every class.
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TA: How do we know that he is an evil man?
Student: We know that he was a drinker.
Professor: I certainly hope drinking doesn't make you evil, cause I'm willing to bet that would implicate most of you, and myself as well.
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Huang, Major American Writers II
Clark University, ,
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submitted: June 4, 2009 |
Discussing Peter Quint in James's "The Turn of the Screw"
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No wonder their are so many signs around this town that say "Slow children at play".
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Mr. Breland, Biology
Collins High School, Collins, Mississippi
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submitted: June 5, 2009 |
He said this after handing back the results from our first test, that pretty much everyone failed.
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"If reading a book is going to rattle your religious beliefs, their probably not very strong to begin with."
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Professor Moulds, Western Civilization
Jones County Junior College, Ellisville, Mississippi
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submitted: June 5, 2009 |
He was talking about reading the koran and maybe the dead sea scrolls, I believe. And the quote is not exacly like he said, but the best I can remember. He was a great teacher with interesting ways of putting things out there.
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Its easier to expunge some felonies than to pull up an F on your transcript.
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Dr. Lambert, Macro and Micro Economics
The Univercity Of Southern Mississippi, Hattiesburg, Mississippi
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submitted: June 5, 2009 |
Stressing how important it is to keep your gpa up%2C and if you were having problems to get help or get out before the academic penitaly drop date.
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"A kilo is 2.2 pounds. Those of you who buy drugs on a regular basis already know this."
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Dr. Robert Barth, Cultural Anthropology
University of Wisconsin - Eau Claire, Eau Claire, WI
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submitted: June 5, 2009 |
This was nearly twenty years ago but I'll never forget it.
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According to Ovid, 'No' means 'Yes please harder'.
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Matthew Robinson, Interpreting Latin Literature
University College London, London, England
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submitted: June 5, 2009 |
In reference to a poem in Ovid's Amores.
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"All right, today we're going to learn how to cut Styrofoam." *pulls out a chainsaw* "Now first we...GET BACK IN HERE!"
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James Worley, Technical Production
Angelo State University, San Angelo, Texas
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submitted: June 6, 2009 |
Power tools always made class exciting.
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Tomorrow we're going to talk about scary results and the liberal media theorem.
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Prof. Carlson, Calculus I
Grove City College, Grove City, PA
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submitted: June 6, 2009 |
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How do we get rid of left wing radicals? We use a weapon of math destruction.
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Prof. Carlson, Calculus I
Grove City College, Grove City, PA
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submitted: June 6, 2009 |
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You see this tube right here, DONT use it. Throw it away. White water color paint is THE DEEEEEEVIIL !! (Screeched out like a heavy metal hair band of the eighties..)
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Guy Kinnear, Painting I
Azusa Pacific University, Azusa, California
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submitted: June 6, 2009 |
This was the only class I took in college that I ever learned anything about life, thanks Guy.
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It's amazing how much change can come from just a few words:
For example:
"Mary had a little lamb... With mint sauce..."
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Bill Glassman, Reading 142
Fullerton College, Fullerton, CA
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submitted: June 6, 2009 |
The best, most interesting, most enjoyable, and most influential teacher I ever had.
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