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"I'm not sure if Heidegger had any children...but he was certainly born himself. Wait, no! He was bespoken into being, it was marvelous."
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Luke Fraser, Reflections on Death
University of King's College, Halifax, Nova Scotia
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submitted: February 9, 2007 |
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Strings, when you get to this part, I want you to play it like a mack truck!
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Tyler White, Symphonic Orchestra
University of Nebraska-Lincoln, Lincoln, NE
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submitted: February 9, 2007 |
So, does that mean 'heavy'?
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"Clap-happy, slap-on-your-back D major!"
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Tyler White, Symphonic Orchestra
University of Nebraska-Lincoln, Lincoln, NE
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submitted: February 9, 2007 |
When describing the mood of a certain Mozart concerto.
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"...because back in the seventies, everyone was bisexual."
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Randal Snyder, History of Rock
University of Nebraska-Lincoln, Lincoln, NE
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submitted: February 9, 2007 |
And he said it so casually, too.
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"Now that I've spent the last half hour talking about Elvis, I want to spend the rest of the class showing you this video, because while I could just spend the whole time talking about Elvis, that's like kissing your sister: it's all right, but it just doesn't get the job done."
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Randal Snyder, History of Rock
University of Nebraska-Lincoln, Lincoln, NE
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submitted: February 9, 2007 |
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"I'm not going to make the test that difficult. I'm not a masochist! ...maybe a little S&M on the side..."
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Randal Snyder, History of Music
University of Nebraska-Lincoln, Lincoln, NE
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submitted: February 9, 2007 |
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"So, we have 3 possibilities: A, Bi, and Bj. Since Bi is zero, what is proboblity of getting Bj? (pause) One minus proboblity of getting A!"
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Dr. Anwar Hossain, Probability
New Mexico Institute of Mining and Technology, Socorro, New Mexico
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submitted: February 7, 2007 |
Suspiciously dirty probability example. Probability is spelled how Dr. Hossain pronounces it. Quote spoken with an Indian accent and as if extremely excited.
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| Rating: 10 |
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"I can defeat you with one variable; I don't need two."
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Dr. Alan Sharples, Ordinary Differential Equations
New Mexico Institute of Mining and Technology, Socorro, New Mexico
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submitted: February 7, 2007 |
Said in his Ordinary Differential Equations (ODEs) class in regards to Partial DEs
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"The platypus is a dangerous and majestic creature. It's the jackalope of the water."
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Dr. Don Wolberg, Vertebrate Zoology
New Mexico Institute of Mining and Technology, Socorro, New Mexico
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submitted: February 7, 2007 |
For those of you who don't know what a jackalope is, read a book.
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"All you cool kids in the back of the room doing your homework. Guess what? It's due."
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Dr. Gilbert Kerr, Math 231
New Mexico Institute of Mining and Technology, Socorro, New Mexico
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submitted: February 7, 2007 |
Imagine this being spoken by someone with a mild Scottish accent.
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No matter if you're long or short. Did I just say that?
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Patrick Plaisance, Reporting
Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO
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submitted: February 7, 2007 |
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This is what distinguishes the boys from the girls.
[pause] I mean, the boys from the men.
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Patrick Plaisance, Reporting
Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO
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submitted: February 7, 2007 |
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I realize we all became journalists because we hate math. But we'll survive this week.
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Amy Satterfield, Copy Editing, Journalism
Colorado State University, Fort Collins, Colorado
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submitted: February 7, 2007 |
Satterfield's intro to the one-week focus on "math in reporting"
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Imagine Brad Pitt at age 16. He could look like a girl, no problem.
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Prof. Graf, Classics 222 Classical Mythology
Ohio State University, Columbus, Ohio
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submitted: February 6, 2007 |
Not really sure how this came about when discussing the movie Troy...
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Oh hell, I screwed it all up. Well, here's the answer anyhow.
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Prof. Fenton, ECE 301 Circuit Design/Analysis
Ohio State University, Columbus, Ohio
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submitted: February 6, 2007 |
He lost a coefficient somewhere and decided he didn't feel like redoing the problem, which was nice since that's when the bell rang.
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You guys should tell me when I'm acting like I'm on drugs. I'm in my own world here.
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Prof. Ringel, ECE 331 Intro Materials for EE
Ohio State University, Columbus, Ohio
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submitted: February 6, 2007 |
He was doing an example of calculating atomic diffusion. He had typed in the wrong numbers and was telling us the wrong way to do it for some reason, then just looked at his work and said that.
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Hmm...no pop-ups today? Too bad...they spice the class up a bit.
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Doug Blough, ECE 3055 - Computer Architecture and OS
Georgia Tech, Atlanta, GA
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submitted: February 6, 2007 |
Referring to a pop-up of a porn site that regularly comes up on the projector when he runs IE.
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The key to this unit is to be able to tell your assymatotes from a hole in a graph..
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Mr. Buck, Calculus
The Humberview School, Bolton,
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submitted: February 3, 2007 |
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That Wrigley's gum wrapper over there on the floor-- I will call that 'Fred'.
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David Suits, Logic
Rochester Institute of Technology, Rochester, NY
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submitted: February 1, 2007 |
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"Death brings closure to a life"
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Professor Hildebrand, Theology of Christ
Franciscan University of Steubenville, ,
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submitted: January 31, 2007 |
He was discussing biographies and how one one's death affects perception of their life
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"Dead people don't sue."
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Ken Gray, Media Law
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submitted: January 31, 2007 |
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Think of it as an exercise for your mind-- or a waste of your time.
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Dr. D. Hyeon, 550 Topology
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: January 31, 2007 |
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Is "bimbi" the plural of "bimbo?"
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Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: January 31, 2007 |
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If I held a gun to your head, how would you prove it?
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Dr. D. Hyeon, 550 Topology
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: January 31, 2007 |
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I usually just wing it at the board [in low-level classes]. I find it amusing.
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Dr. Bloom, 540 Modelling
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: January 31, 2007 |
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