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Can I curse?
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Dr. Scott Merry, CE 215 Mechanics of Solids
University of Arizona, Tucson, Arizona
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submitted: October 26, 2003 |
Said after screwing up an example several times
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Part of my identity is to battle for love and justice, and that's a kick-ass identity.
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Dr. Peppers-Bates, n/a
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: October 25, 2003 |
"In the name of the moon, I will triumph over evil!"
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Like steam but cold
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Srinivas Manne, PHYS 241
University of Arizona, Tucson, Arizona
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submitted: October 25, 2003 |
Dr Manne explaining super-saturated water vaper used in could chambers
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dr. w: what's this poem about class?
class: SEX!
dr. w: that's correct, it isn't about politics or religion so it follows that it is about sex.
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Dr. Wheatley, British Lit 1
The Catholic University of America, washington, dc
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submitted: October 24, 2003 |
poems can only be about 3 things: religion, politics, and sex. duh. Corinna goes a-Maying is all about SEX
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Premature senility is a horrible thing, i read articles i wrote 20 years ago and think "WOW! that's really good! how did i figure that one out?!
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Dr. Wheatley, British Lit 1
The Catholic University of America, washington, dc
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submitted: October 24, 2003 |
dr. wheatley talking about how he messes up words and mixes up characters in his "old age" (hes only like 50sumthing)
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Don't you just hear it wanna funk?
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Dr. Bobby Adams, Wind Ensemble
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: October 24, 2003 |
Nothing like hearing an older guy with a strong southern accent bring in da funk.
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"So the A port is input, the B port is output, and the C port is? ... A bar on Sylvania? ... The Seaport bar? ... You're all too young. It was a biker bar, you didn't want to go there anyway."
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Dr. Gomez, Microprocessor Architecture
University of Toledo, Toledo, Ohio
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submitted: October 24, 2003 |
Just randomly, while telling us about a peripheral interface IC.
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You don't swallow a frickin jacket. That doesn't make any sense!
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Josh Loukus, Integrated Design & Manufacturing
Michigan Tech University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: October 24, 2003 |
Explaining that heat transfer was a surface process.
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"All my students know how to tell time"
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Mr. Dicarlucci, Math 4
Ossining High School, Ossining, New York
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submitted: October 24, 2003 |
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"If you feel the urge to talk, stick a pen in your eye"
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Mr. Dicarlucci, Math 4
Ossining High School, Ossining,
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submitted: October 24, 2003 |
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I love the French, they're such a cute people.
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Prof. Rose, PHL 280/380 Archaeology of Language
Goucher College, Baltimore, MD
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submitted: October 24, 2003 |
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"The funtimentable, funda - I'm talking like our president..."
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Professor Rodriguez, English 285 - Shakespeare and American Culture
Randolph Macon Woman's College, Lynchburg, VA
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submitted: October 23, 2003 |
Hehehehegigglesnort
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"Martin sheen motivated malignancy!"
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Professor Mara Amster, English 285 - Shakespear and American Culture
Randolph Macon Woman's College, Lynchburg, VA
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submitted: October 23, 2003 |
Continuation of the Sheen-related motivations of Hugo
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"Who WOULDN'T do it for the love of Martin Sheen?"
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Professor Amster, English 285 - Shakespear and American Culture
Randolph Macon Woman's College, Lynchburg, VA
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submitted: October 23, 2003 |
Discussion of Hugo's motivations in "O" versus Iago's lack of motivation in "Othello"
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You ever get in a wreck at 30? You should try it sometime!
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Josh Loukus, Integrated Design and Manufacturing
Michigan Tech University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: October 23, 2003 |
Talking about the energy of the impact of a workpiece spinning at that speed. I could post 4-5 quotes a day from this guy, great prof.
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I've been popular all frickin day.
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Josh Loukus, Integrated Design and Manufacturing
Michigan Tech University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: October 23, 2003 |
After his cell rings in class. For some reason he never turns it off, and it rings every single day in class.
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At least I think it was Isaac Newton. Pardon me if I made it up.
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Josh Loukus, Integrated Design and Manufacturing
Michigan Tech University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: October 23, 2003 |
After telling us Isaac Newton made up a simplified system of dimensioning drawings.
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I'll be collecting these promptly at... we'll see!
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Josh Loukus, Integrated Design and Manufacturing
Michigan Tech University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: October 23, 2003 |
After explaining he would collect the exams after a certian amount of time, as it was an open-book exam and he didn't want to give us unlimited time to look up the answers. He never did say how much time we would get, though...
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And all this after going off about my son not knowing how to count...
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Josh Loukus, Integrated Design And Manufacturing
Michigan Tech University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: October 23, 2003 |
After badly mis-numbering the questions on the exam. I think it went something like 1,2,3,4,3,7,9,10,11,12,15,19.
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So you can all go home and statisfy yourselves!
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Chris Mconville, physics
University of Warwick, coventry,
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submitted: October 23, 2003 |
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
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Prof: So the lecture is going to be cancelled on such and so day.
Student: Sweet. We can sleep in.
Prof: No No No No. You sleep for the first half of the lecture and have scotch for the other half.
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Dr. Bruce Cooke, ENIN
University of Regina, Regina, Saskatchewan
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submitted: October 23, 2003 |
This is the guy that (when they allowed smoking in the buildings) confused his chalk with his cigarette.
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Oh, and Professor Peterson still has Robert Dana books, which means that some of you may have to pitch in and pay for his orthopedic bills after the black-market thugs come by and bust his knee-caps. Really, just buying the books now would a lot cheaper.
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Dr. Stiffler, Senior Seminar
Randolph-Macon Woman's College, Lynchburg, VA
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submitted: October 23, 2003 |
Our senior seminar teacher entreating us to pick up the books our class seems terminally lazy about getting.
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"I hate art galleries. I'd rather be in a studio watching something get made. Even if it looks terrible, at least you can find out why. Like, why is this piece so terrible? Well, I was drunk."
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Frank Laskowski, Design II
Columbus College of Art and Design, Columbus, Ohio
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submitted: October 23, 2003 |
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"'Objectives--' Okay, this was obviously written by some fascist, but I'm going to read it anyway."
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Frank Laskowski, Design II
Columbus College of Art and Design, Columbus, Ohio
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submitted: October 23, 2003 |
Laskowski goes over the syllabus.
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In an effort to follow the book a bit, I brought it along.
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Dr. Berg, Euclidean & Noneuclidean Geometry
University of Maryland, College Park, Maryland
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submitted: October 23, 2003 |
For those of you who are interested, it's the book by Stahl.
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