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There's no need to hop the fence! You're already here.
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Ramon Miranda,
Warren High, Downey, California
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submitted: September 1, 2009 |
Track coach to a Hispanic athlete.
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When we first got the internet at the high school, I was curious to see how it worked. So I typed in three things on Yahoo search:
1) Hamlet
2) Grateful Dead lyrics
and 3) Naked ladies. And then stuff started popping up! Pop-up! Pop-up! Pop-up!
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, South Portland, ME
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submitted: September 2, 2009 |
I will never forget this class.
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*Looks at clock on the wall* Dr. Nyman: Well, it looks like we're running out of time, so we'll just go to infinity..."
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Dr. Nyman, Differential Equations
Alma College, Alma, Michigan
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submitted: September 2, 2009 |
Talking about proving limits with about 1 minute left of class.
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"The prosecution failed to get rid of reasonable doubt, so the Juice was loose. Well, he ain't loose anymore. He all tied up now.
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Dr. Slyvester Williams, Legal Environment of Business
Elizabethtown College, Elizabethtown, PA
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submitted: September 4, 2009 |
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You'll Play plenty of irrational games when you're married, let's stick with the rational ones for now.
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M. Ryan Haley,
UW Oshkosh, Oshkosh, WI
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submitted: September 8, 2009 |
Econ professor talking about Game Theory after a student asked a question that didn't make sense.
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Econ. Professor: Ramen noodles are inferior goods and complimentary goods are ... Hot Sauce.
{Pause}
Student: Huh?
Econ. Professor: I'm Mexican. I mix them together.
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Economics Professor, Intermediate Macroeconomics
, Madison, Wisconsin
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submitted: September 9, 2009 |
| Rating: 10 |
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I'll poke you in the eye and you won't even see it coming!
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Ms. Bachmann, IB English HL
Guajome Park Academy, Vista, California
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submitted: September 9, 2009 |
She's so mean to me.
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I did my Integral sign too hard
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Prof. Murray, Physics 2212
Georgia Institute of Technology, Atlanta, GA
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submitted: September 10, 2009 |
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I like being more honest: I'm lying to you.
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Matt Healy, Computer Science for Transfers
Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), Rochester, New York
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submitted: September 10, 2009 |
About how he glosses over things better left for later in the course.
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The stars reproduce as fast as mormons or catholics.
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Prof. Jonathan Tan, Discover the Universe, Astronomy
University of Florida, Gainesville, Fl
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submitted: September 10, 2009 |
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"Aesthetics the reason people smoked pot in the 60's"
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, Aesthetics
Goshen College, Goshen, Indiana
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submitted: September 13, 2009 |
Beginning of the Aesthetics class..this is after telling us that becoming chair of the art department happens when you skip the meeting.
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"I'll settle with Joe, but who I really want to grab is Kelsey"
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Mr. Schuley, AP Chem
Seymour, Seymour, IN
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submitted: September 15, 2009 |
Talking about electron bonding or something.
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So to insert a number into a... slut?!?! What?!?!
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Jim Heliotis, Programming Language Concepts
Rochester Institute of Technology, ,
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submitted: September 16, 2009 |
Reading a student's code for insertion sort in Scheme. The var name was actually slist.
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Paris Hilton...I don't know if she's ever worked a day in her life. Maybe porn. But I heard that wasn't even very good. She can't even do that right.
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Holsapple, Sociology 100
Boston University, Boston, MA
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submitted: September 17, 2009 |
We were discussing the Structural Functional Paradigm, and how everyone has their own role in society and a part to play...except Paris Hilton, of course.
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"Sounds like two cats having sex on a hot tin roof"
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Ken Rodgers, Music Appreciation
Hesston College, Hesston, Kansas
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submitted: September 17, 2009 |
I don't even remember the piece of music he was talking about just the car
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Fast and dirty, that's how we do it in Bib Lit.
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Marion Bontrager, Biblical Literature
Hesston College, Hesston, Kansas
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submitted: September 17, 2009 |
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"Well, since you guys can't do the wave you'll never become engineers."
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Navin Daven..., ENGR 195
Purdue University, West Lafayette, IN
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submitted: September 18, 2009 |
He had us do the wave in the middle of our engineering class hahaha
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Whatever you've been told about the scientific method is a lie. Here's the real scientific method -- poke reality with a stick. See what happens. Now poke it twice as hard. See anything interesting? Figure out what happened and why.
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Dr. Mike Larsen, Modern Physics
University of Nebraska at Kearney, Kearney, NE
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submitted: September 18, 2009 |
| Rating: 10 |
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If you are going to cheat, don't be stupid about it. If you copy the right answer I will probably not notice. But I mean, we talked about organisms but we haven't talked about orgasms.
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Dr. Sandi Connelly, Gen Bio 1
Rochester Institute of Technology, , NY
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submitted: September 22, 2009 |
Apparently 12 people didn't notice the spelling error on the original
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"This would be so much more fun if we were on 'shrooms"
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Prof. Garcia, Latin American Civilization
Grand Valley State Universtiy, Allendale, MI
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submitted: September 22, 2009 |
We were looking at an abstract "map" depicting the American influence on Cuba.
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... so we've come to the conclusion that there is no such thing as Latin America.
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Dr. Emily Garcia, Latin American Civilization
Grand Valley State Universtiy, Allendale, MI
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submitted: September 22, 2009 |
a 3-hour discussion that lead to this answer... "it depends on how you look at it and who'se perspective you take". The class is called "Latin American Civilization". This is going to be one LOOONG year
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Make sure you spell "role" correctly. If you spell it "roll", they're playing a danish or donut.
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J. Cox, Theatre 106
Iowa State University, Ames, Iowa
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submitted: September 22, 2009 |
She was talking about commonly misspelled words on Theatre papers.
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Econ Professor: They have since installed GPS units in Cell Phones
(turns to Saudi students in class)
Econ Professor: That means if you ever try to hijack another one of our planes, we gotchya!
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, California Cultural Landscapes
Chico State, Chico, California
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submitted: September 22, 2009 |
never been so afraid to laugh in my life
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Ancient Rome was like a trailer park.. Everyone was related
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Daniel Hutter, Ancient Roman Society
University of Waterloo, Waterloo, Ontario
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submitted: September 26, 2009 |
Oh how society has come full circle
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"When inserting an nasopharyngeal airway, use the KY lube it comes with...never EVER just spit on it."
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Prof. Moore, EMSM 115
Springfield College, Springfield,
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submitted: September 27, 2009 |
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