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Look, 'love and how to stay in love forever' *holds up a cosmo* This might have something interesting
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Professor Lewis, English lit 203
NIC, Pa, British Columbia
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submitted: November 1, 2004 |
e had just spent over an hour discussing Antony and Cleopatra
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| Rating: 10 |
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All that glitters is not gold but must have free electrons.
Studying pasta can teach you a lot about macromolecular chemistry.
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Dr Sadoway, 3.091- Intro to Solid State Chemistry
MIT, Cambridge, MA
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submitted: November 2, 2004 |
I don't remember his exact words, but this is the gist of it.
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"Well, I've got one election tip for you: the results will be exactly the same whether you stay up all night listening to it or not. I suggest getting some sleep."
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Larry Dunning, Introduction to Unix
Bowling Green State University, Bowling Green, Ohio
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submitted: November 2, 2004 |
Said at the beginning of class on Nov 1, 2004
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Let's all split up into small groups and work on the homework that's due next time. [blank stares from the class] "Let's all" means "do it!"
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Laura Kettner, TA, Math 155, Precalc
Northern Illinois University, DeKalb, IL
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submitted: November 3, 2004 |
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Calling an engineer an applied scientist is like calling an artistic painter an applied pigment chemist.
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Prof. DeLaurier, Calculus for Engineers
University of Toronto, Toronto, Ontario
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submitted: November 3, 2004 |
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You're all Americans...by definition, that mean's you're all isolationists. Because of this, some of you may know that Switzerland is in Europe. What all of you don't know is that it's landlocked.
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Dr. CE Price, ENSC 3133 (Material Science)
Oklahoma State University, Stillwater, OK
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submitted: November 5, 2004 |
Picture an elderly British gentleman teaching material science and talking about the America's Cup and its relation to the carbon fiber composites you're discussing....
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Many of you may recollect what the answer is because we discussed it in Period 1. However, there are some people in this class that require me to teach more slowly...Jennifer, are you still hung over from last night?
No
Good then, you're not one of those slower people. Moving on...
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Dr. CE Price, ENSC 3133 (Material Science)
Oklahoma State University, ,
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submitted: November 5, 2004 |
A classic Price-ism
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Scientists never make mistrakes.
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Dr. Neil Purdie, Chemistry for Engineers
Oklahoma State University, Stillwater, Oklahoma
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submitted: November 6, 2004 |
Dr. Purdie is an absolute master of deadpan comedy. Being Scottish only helps.
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I didn't choose my sexual preference. I discovered it. In the back of a Dodge.
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Michael Hiltbrunner, Intro to Philosophy
Columbus College of Art & Design, Columbus, Ohio
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submitted: November 6, 2004 |
| Rating: 10 |
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"No I didn't turn the lights on! I was HUNTING!!"
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Marla Buckmaster, Introduction to Socio-Cultural Anthropology
Northern Michigan University (NMU), Marqutte, Michigan
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submitted: November 11, 2004 |
When asked if she had turn the lights on while tracking down the burglar in her house. The 'burglar' turned out to be a guy employed by the contractor working on her house. The full story preceding this quote: She woke up to the sounds of someone else in her house, so she grabbed her mace and lead-filled pipe and went downstairs and found the guy, and when she did, she maced him 'til he couldn't breathe, beat him with the pipe, and dragged him outside. She then felt sorry for him so she took him to the hospital and allowed him to come back to work at her house...
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"Leave me alone! I hate you all! I'm never spelling anything again!!"
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Mr. Brown, Drama
Denmark High School, Denmark, Wisconsin
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submitted: November 11, 2004 |
He's an english teacher
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"Yay for typos!!"
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Mr. Brown, Drama
Denmark High School, Denmark, Wisconsin
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submitted: November 11, 2004 |
Same english teacher
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"You've got to pump before you can score, and that feels really good!"
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Mr. Nejedlo, Chemistry
Denmark High School, Denmark, Wisconsin
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submitted: November 11, 2004 |
It was actually about a game with electrons, but no one in the class thought of it that way...
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"Oh look, I'm excited!! Hold on Mike, I'll be right back!"
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Mr. Nejedlo, Chemistry
Denmark High School, Denmark, Wisconsin
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submitted: November 11, 2004 |
He was talking about electrons when Mike raised his hand, but the two statements were said faarrr too close together
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"Am I white trash or a Jewish princess?"
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Dr. Linda Steiner, Psychology
UW-Green Bay, Green Bay, Wisconsin
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submitted: November 11, 2004 |
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"The monkey god is in control!"
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Mr. Webb, Japanese
Denmark High School, Denmark, Wisconsin
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submitted: November 11, 2004 |
| Rating: 7 |
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"Once that diaper comes off, that child is like, 'Whoa! New territory!!'"
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Dr. Linda Steiner, Psychology
UW-Green Bay, Green Bay, Wisconsin
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submitted: November 11, 2004 |
| Rating: 9.5 |
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"I mean, I would probably be looking at a male three-year-old and going, 'What's that dangling off you?!'"
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Dr. Linda Steiner, Psychology
UW-Green Bay, Green Bay, Wisconsin
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submitted: November 11, 2004 |
About the 'Electra Complex' (a.k.a. Penis Envy) and what she'd say if she were a little girl
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"Now you do all know that South Africa is a country? Not like the south in the US..."
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Mr. Brown, College Prep English
Denmark High School, Denmark, Wisconsin
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submitted: November 11, 2004 |
Mr. Brown, to a class of high school seniors
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I don't need to listen to you.
There is no ``you'' -- there is just a bunch of packets.
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Dr. Hamdy Soliman,
New Mexico Institute of Mining and Technology, Socorro, New Mexico
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submitted: November 12, 2004 |
This came up in Grad Level Networks, while talking about connection oriented getting better service than connectionless communications.
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| Rating: 9.33333 |
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[After spending 10 minutes to derive an equation] And this is what I like to call Maxwell's completely useless equation. No, really, I can't think of a single situation for which this equation is really useful.
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Gregory D Earle, Electricity and Magnetism
University of Texas at Dallas, Richardson, Texas
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submitted: November 12, 2004 |
About the closed integral of B*dA=0 (Magnetic flux in a enclosed region is always 0--> no magnetic monopoles)
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Unless your a professional like myself, don't mix alcohol and guns.
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John Lukowski, Electrical Machines
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, Michigan
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submitted: November 13, 2004 |
This was said while talking about ways to stay warm during the "most sacred" holiday known to man.
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You'll just have to sit down with a cup of coffee, a glass of beer or wine or a joint or whatever and read it.
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Dr. Barry Pegg, British Lit.
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: November 13, 2004 |
Regarding reading "The Rape of the Lock" because most of the class had not read the assigned reading.
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Where does fertilization happen? -No, I'm not talking about the backseat of a car.
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Dr. Barkalow, Bio 101
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: November 13, 2004 |
| Rating: 7.5 |
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"Terrifying" might be my top-of-the-list adjective for flying Aeroflot. There was a chicken running around the cabin.
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Dr. Denner, Russian 201
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: November 13, 2004 |
Aeroflot is the Russian national airline, and has quite the reputation among seasoned travellers.
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