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Right now we're not going to focus on my drawing skills, even though they're boss.
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Professor Lemay, Calculus
University of Hartford, West Hartford, Connecticut
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submitted: March 7, 2010 |
One of the many reasons I love this guy.
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I like to go dancing in the woods behind my house. But I don't worry about the wildlife, I always bring my nunchakus.
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Kevin Brien, Honors Introduction to Philosophy
Washington College, Chestertown, Maryland
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submitted: March 4, 2010 |
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There were people who auditioned last fall who never reappeared *covers his mouth* ... I mean in choir!
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Dr. Bruce Kotowich, Concert Choir
Loras College, Dubuque, Iowa
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submitted: March 4, 2010 |
on choir auditions
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Student: "Was that a hint?"
Prof: "I don't need to give hints. There are plenty of ways for you to fail. I am more worried about you getting A's."
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Adam Lutoborski, Calc 2
Syracuse University, Syracuse, NY
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submitted: March 2, 2010 |
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I guess I have some diseases, but they're mostly mental.
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Janet Monge, Anthropology 003 - Introduction to Human Evolution
University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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submitted: March 1, 2010 |
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I'm not really crazy about cut flowers. They remind me of death.
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Janet Monge, Anthropology 003 - Introduction to Human Evolution
University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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submitted: March 1, 2010 |
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So this woman says, 'Well, I wouldn't breed with a Neaderthal.' How can she say that? Men mate with sheep!
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Janet Monge, Anthropology 003 - Introduction to Human Evolution
University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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submitted: March 1, 2010 |
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You think your dogs are friendly? They look like they're playing, but they're really trying to kill and eat you.
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Janet Monge, Anthropology 003 - Introduction to Human Evolution
University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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submitted: March 1, 2010 |
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It's not like these chimpanzees are sayin', 'Gee, I can't wait until we get these big brains and language so we can screw up the whole planet.'
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Janet Monge, Anthropology 003 - Introduction to Human Evolution
University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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submitted: March 1, 2010 |
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Then you've got all these old people procreating, treating their kids like royalty. All these spoiled king babies with decrepit parents...
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Janet Monge, Anthropology 003 - Introduction to Human Evolution
University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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submitted: March 1, 2010 |
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I'm a city person, so forgive me. What are female cows called? Anything special? And the males... bulls, right? Is that a word?
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Janet Monge, Anthropology 003 - Introduction to Human Evolution
University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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submitted: March 1, 2010 |
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Evolution is how new feces arise.
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Janet Monge, Anthropology 003 - Introduction to Human Evolution
University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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submitted: March 1, 2010 |
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They say that melanin comes in purple, but I tell ya, I'd really like to see a purple person.
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Janet Monge, Anthropology 003 - Introduction to Human Evolution
University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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submitted: March 1, 2010 |
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"The English wanted the Spanish booty...booty meant a different thing back then, of course."
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Kent T. Dollar, History 2010
Tennessee Technological University, Cookeville, TN
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submitted: February 28, 2010 |
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"Theology is like giving a little kid a gun and watching him shoot people."
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Dr. Terrel Sanders, Christian Heritage 2
Mount Vernon Nazarene University, Mount Vernon, OH
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submitted: February 23, 2010 |
He was saying that people take theological ideas and basically run amok--that's why we need doctrine. Or something.
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This is a scantron test, so you will need a pencil. I brought some pencils, they are of the mini golf variety. I call this the ultimate thrill...taking a test without an eraser.
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Donald Briskin, Medicinal Plants and Herbology
University of Illinois, Champaign-Urbana, IL
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submitted: February 22, 2010 |
my professors words right before the test
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Well, guys, I just wanted to let you know.
This problem requires almost no brain activity, so if you get it wrong, I gut you like sheep.
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D. Yuri Sikorski, Newtonian Mechanics
Kettering University, Flint, MI
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submitted: February 19, 2010 |
Imagine this in a Ukrainian accent..
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You don't have to take it all the way out--just unzip it and show it to me.
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Carlotta Berry, DC Circuits
Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology, Terre Haute, Indiana
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submitted: February 18, 2010 |
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"If it takes too long your doing it wrong"
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Johnston, Intro to 2D
Broome Community College, Binghamton, NY
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submitted: February 18, 2010 |
He has talking about finishing an art assignment
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"So Freud is saying that it was Woman's love that led to civilization, but that just turns Woman into a love smurf! She's a little ewok of love now." (makes ewok noises)
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R. Canfield, Writing II
Memphis College of Art, Memphis, TN
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submitted: February 16, 2010 |
Freud is so much easier to understand in terms of imaginary creatures.
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And then the tangent line goes crazy like Brittany Spears!
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Danrun Huang, Calculus I
St. Cloud State University, St. Cloud, MN
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submitted: February 15, 2010 |
This was said right after the shaved head fiasco with Brittany Spears.
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"I think Twitter is dumb." - Student
"What did you just say?!" - Prof
Student: Twitter is dumb!
Professor: Well Twitter things you're dumb!
(5 minutes later)
Student: Well I agree with what duza said
Professor: Okay, Twitter hater.
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Ryan Cox, Democratic Citizenship
St. Cloud State University, St. Cloud, MN
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submitted: February 15, 2010 |
Professor Cox loves Twitter. He actually uses it in our class.
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Professor: So, why did you guys take this class?
Student: Because you got really good reviews on RateMyProfessor.
Professor: Yeah, my students tend to drink a lot...
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Ryan Cox, Democratic Citizenship
St. Cloud State University, St. Cloud, MN
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submitted: February 15, 2010 |
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Sorry I'm late. I was trying to make copies of your updated syllabus. Apparently, the copy machine was made by NASA. You press a button, and tiles fly everywhere.
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Dr. Dwight Lambert, Political Science Methods
University of South Carolina Upstate, ,
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submitted: February 15, 2010 |
This was the day after the Challenger explosion
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Are you being flippant? Because I throw things at flippant people.
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Marilyn Chapman, Global Studies
The American School of the Hague, Wassenaar, Netherlands
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submitted: February 14, 2010 |
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