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It's cock-eyed. I don't understand it on, like... an Einstein level. More like a Howdy Doody level.
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Karl White, Structural Bodywork
Arizona School of Massage Therapy, Tempe, AZ
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submitted: May 3, 2004 |
Well, thank you. That's very reassuring, Karl. Especially since that's our Final you're talking about. *whimpers*
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Mr. Duffy: "So this Germany trip is for 10 days, and you say that if I don't sign this, then you don't go?"
Student 1:"That's right."
Mr. Duffy: "What do you think [student 2], should I sign it for him?"
Student 2: "Oh, please, sir, send him to Germany."
Mr. Duffy: "You're right... it will be the most PEACEFUL 10 DAYS OF MY LIFE!"
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Joseph Duffy, Honors Freshman English
Manchester West High, Manchester, NH
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submitted: May 2, 2004 |
Mr. Duffy and Student 2 have spent hours discussing the fact that Student 1 might feel more comfortable in a lower-level class... say, 3rd grade.
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| Rating: 9 |
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Student: "Don't drink that! I heard Diet Coke gives you brain leisons."
Dr. Farrell: "Who cares, I have tenure."
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Dr. Farrell (?), ?
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: May 1, 2004 |
| Rating: 9 |
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Dr. Hauck: [some quizbowl question about the Maine]
Student: "The Missouri."
Dr. Hauck: "That wouldn't be a battleship, because battleships are named after states."
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Dr. Pete Hauck, College Bowl
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: April 30, 2004 |
Well, he is a chemistry professor. :-)
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| Rating: 10 |
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Joel: What was college like for you back in the day?
Chesney: I don't remember. I was drunker than a......
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Dr. David Chesney, CH2212 Quantatitive Analysis
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: April 30, 2004 |
Dr. Chesney on his "early years".
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| Rating: 9 |
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Kevin: "Look at you, all dressed up."
Dr. Bates: "I'm goin' to a hangin'"
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Dr. Bates, Advanced Logic 453
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: April 29, 2004 |
| Rating: 10 |
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The class disintegrates into chaos now that you can all do S-5 truth trees.
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Dr. Bates, Advanced Logic 453
Stetson University, Deland, FL
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submitted: April 29, 2004 |
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I should have written a smart-ass comment on your test. If I didn't, it was because I was getting tired.
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Dr. Bates, Advanced Logic 453
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: April 29, 2004 |
| Rating: 9 |
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You can take the test home and enjoy it in the comfort of your Jose Cuervo.
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Dr. Bates, Advanced Logic 453
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: April 29, 2004 |
| Rating: 8 |
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"Why thank you."
"This is my way of saying, 'Don't hit me.'"
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Ashok Ambadar, Linear Systems and Controls
Michigan Technologigal University, Houghton, Michigan
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submitted: April 29, 2004 |
Said while holding the door open for his class before giving an exam
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| Rating: 10 |
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Chensey: You guys wouldn't mind if I lectured while you worked, would you?
Student: As a matter of fact, yes.
Chesney: Who the hell asked you?!
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Dr. David Chesney, CH2212 Quantatitive Analysis
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: April 28, 2004 |
| Rating: 10 |
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You need to learn how to drink beer and do calculus at the same time.
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Lee Erlenbach, Calculus III
Michigan Tech University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: April 28, 2004 |
When we asked if we had homework over witer carnival break.
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| Rating: 10 |
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Analysts are idiots anyway..that's why the first four letters are what they are.
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David Olson, Real Analysis
Michigan Tech University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: April 28, 2004 |
David Olson in real analysis
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| Rating: 9 |
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If you're old enought to have sex, you're old enought to learn this
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Dr. Leslie Leifer, Physical Chemistry I
Michigan Tech University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: April 28, 2004 |
just before he taught the kinetic theory of gases
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| Rating: 7 |
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You can be as shitty as you want. I have tenure so they can't fire me.
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Prof. Green, Materials in Service
Johns Hopkins University, Baltimore, MD
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submitted: April 27, 2004 |
We were talking about course evaluations.
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All right, from the beginning. Ready?
(pauses as if he's about to start conducting)
FIRE IN THE HEAVENS!
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Bill Cutter, Concert Choir
Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Lexington, MA
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submitted: April 27, 2004 |
The choir jumped a good three feet on average.
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Dr. Denner: "The way to ask in Russian 'How do you feel' is 'How do you feel yourself?'"
Jessie: "I feel myself good."
Dr. Denner: "I feel myself real well. Ack! I'm getting sucked into this."
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Dr. Denner, Russian 102
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: April 26, 2004 |
Followed by "Look up cебя (cebya, meaning "myself/yourself/himself etc.) on Google and see how many hits you get for porn sites."
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| Rating: 10 |
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I was on a flight, and I was talking with the "World's Expert on Wine." I want to be that someday.
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Dr. Denner, Russian 102
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: April 26, 2004 |
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Collective emotions are from the devil, so I put my nose ring back in.
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Dr. Peppers-Bates, Philosophy of Religion
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: April 26, 2004 |
Complicated story.
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Everybody can draw; but you might not all end up being Mozart.
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Dava Newman, 16.00 - Introduction to Aerospace Engineering
MIT, Cambridge, MA
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submitted: April 26, 2004 |
Demonstrating that one need not be an artist to do scale drawings, or be culturally literate to teach engineering.
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| Rating: 9 |
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Prof. Mullen- We have a force that pulls these two objects closer together. What force is it?
Student- Centrifugal!
Prof. Mullen- NO! Take that man out and have him beaten!
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Kieran Mullen, Physics 2514- Physics I for Majors
The University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma
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submitted: April 25, 2004 |
Never claim that a fictitions force is real.
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| Rating: 9.6 |
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"If you only have two things pulling, you can't have a third thing pulling."
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Dan Stelck, Chemistry 101
University of Idaho, Moscow, ID
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submitted: April 24, 2004 |
Explaining to a student why linear structures are always non-polar.
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The center of mass doesn't give a damn.
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Walter Lewin,
MIT, Cambridge, MA
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submitted: April 23, 2004 |
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Chalk is cheap.
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Arthur Mattuck, Differential Equations
MIT, Cambridge, MA
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submitted: April 23, 2004 |
| Rating: 8 |
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It violates the eigenvectors with disabilities act"
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Arthur Mattuck, Differential Equations
MIT, Cambridge, MA
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submitted: April 23, 2004 |
on using "defective" rather than "incomplete" to describe eigenvalues, 4/18/03
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| Rating: 8.5 |
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