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Ah, I f**ed that up. [realizes what he said] Oh, s**t, I'm sorry.
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Dr. Todd Bates, PY 453, Advanced Logic
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: April 23, 2004 |
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"At least you don't look like a bezikastanian hurdler over a barb wire fence any more."
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Phil Lundin, track
University of Minnesota, minneapolis, mn
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submitted: April 6, 2004 |
Coach yelling it across the track to a 400 meter hurdler
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Prof: "That question is complicated."
Student: "Good, so I'm having trouble with it for a reason."
Prof: "Well, there's lots of reasons..."
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Dr. Todd Bates, PY 453, Advanced Logic
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: March 30, 2004 |
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The French are pissed that they never became a world power. It's like being sexually frustrated after not having sex for a year or two.
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Carl Dassbach, UN 2002 Institutions
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: March 25, 2004 |
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I've been screaming all weekend and trying to find Dr. Kevorkian's number.
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Dr. Suzanne Morrison, Religious Experience
Ohio Northern University, Ada, OH
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submitted: March 21, 2004 |
Regarding her recent dental work
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I don't want to confuse you any more than is necessary.
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Dr. Todd Bates, PY 453, Advanced Logic
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: March 19, 2004 |
Said after he rewrote something on the board that had looked ambiguous in his terrible handwriting. Sometimes, I suppose, confusing us is necessary...
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I can still hear you, but carry on.
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Capt. Robinson, Leadership Studies II
Michigan Tech University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: February 24, 2004 |
While a cadet did his best to quietly open a bag of pretzels in a small (8 person) class.
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Good, then you've been brainwashed, that's good to hear!
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Capt. Robinson, Leadership Studies II
Michigan Tech University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: February 24, 2004 |
A cadet was talking about how she goes above & beyond her work duties while her co-workers are more than willing to do bare minimum (this is an ROTC course).
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It's hard for me to hide the fact that I wasn't Ethiopian
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Dr. Gary Campbell, EC3001
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: February 16, 2004 |
Our very white Economics Professor was explaining how he didn't pay the same price as locals at a market
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"Snarling logicality"-- sounds like a good band name, doesn't it?
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Charlotte Thomas, Introduction to Philosophy
Mercer University, Macon, Georgia
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submitted: January 22, 2004 |
Said while discussing a quote from William James' Will to Believe.
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Violence-- I looooove violence.
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Mrs. Horton, Driver's Ed
Thomas Jefferson HSST, Alexandria, VA
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submitted: January 11, 2004 |
still during a lesson on road rage, but on a tangent
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[On running someone over with a car]
You wanna hit fast and hard because you wanna make sure you kill him, because when you injure them you get sued.
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Mrs. Horton, Driver's Ed
Thomas Jefferson HSST, Alexandria, VA
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submitted: January 11, 2004 |
during a lesson on road rage...
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Sensei: So..you understand, yes?
(student falls out of chair, onto floor)
Sensei: Tabarge-san! Get UP!
Tabarge: I'm dying, sensei. Shoot myself in the HEAD desu.
Sensei: I don't care...if you do. But, go outside first. Okay?
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Yumiko Suzuki, Japanese II
Monacan, Richmond, VA
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submitted: January 4, 2004 |
Our sensei is sweet and clever. Who would've suspected..??
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I've been fired many times in my life, sometimes for good reasons
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Willie Hunter, Introductory Chemistry II
University of Alberta, Edmonton, Alberta
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submitted: December 27, 2003 |
off on a tangent, making a comment about having been fired for going to a Rolling Stones concert in the 70's
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"Could you imagine having a two second long term memory? Like a goldfish...or Birtney Spears perhaps"
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Dr. Anthony Esolen, Development of Western Civilization
Providence College, Providence, Rhode Island
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submitted: December 18, 2003 |
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Prof: Two and a half weeks to get here [Madison, WI] from California? What were they doing? Bicycling?
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Petey, Nutri Sci 132
University of Wisconsin at Madison, Madison, Wisconsin
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submitted: December 12, 2003 |
Talking about how if you buy fruits and/or veggies locally, you get them fresher. I believe the specific example was bananas...
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*student cell phone ringing*
prof: "Ah, that must be Paulus to explain it to us."
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B. Paepen, Exegesis
Higher Institute Studies of Religion, Antwerpen, Antwerpen, Belgium
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submitted: December 12, 2003 |
During a college on some difficult lines in a letter from Paulus.
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So you have the average total cost, you have the units of labor, but Bob didn't give you the TC...bastard
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Dr Robert Houston, Microeconomics 230
Eastern Kentucky University, Richmond, ky
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submitted: December 9, 2003 |
| Rating: 7.5 |
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So you drive for miles and miles until you finally get to Las Vegas where about anything is for sale... aah, what a place. I can't wait to get back.
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R. Visker, Contemporary Philosophy
University of Leuven, Leuven, Vlaams-Brabant
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submitted: December 4, 2003 |
Our prof about his trip to America
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*student's cellphone rings* Was that your bookie?
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Prof Phil Uhlmann, Macroeconomics
Bentley College, Waltham, MA
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submitted: December 4, 2003 |
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Is there anyone in here that believes in equal rights for rocks? (waits for answer) No?....Well, you never know.
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Professor John Uglietta, Philosphy 101
The Ohio State University, Columbus, Ohio
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submitted: December 3, 2003 |
While discussing what things have the characteristics to have free will.
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(uses table at front of room for example) In the physical world you know it's there because you can see it, touch it, hear it, taste it......although I wouldn't do that with the table...
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Professor John Uglietta, Philosphy 101
The Ohio State University, Columbus, Ohio
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submitted: December 3, 2003 |
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Forget this Philosophy stuff, I want to be a nudist.
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Timmy Fuller, Philosphy 101
The Ohio State University, Columbus, Ohio
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submitted: December 3, 2003 |
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"...Philosophizing...that's a horrible verb. Keep using words like that and I could be a newscaster."
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Professor John Uglietta, Philosphy 101
The Ohio State University, Columbus, Ohio
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submitted: December 3, 2003 |
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"I was misquoted."
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Dr. Steven Vibbert, Introduction to Public Relations
Butler University, Indianapolis, IN
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submitted: November 22, 2003 |
Remarks to finding one of his quotes on profquotes.com
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