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I had to get pregnant to quit... unfortunately Johnny doesn't have this option.
Jennifer Stamp, 2nd Year Brain & Behaviour
Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia

Comments? Add or View (1) submitted: June 11, 2009

talking about Johnny Depp and smoking
Rating: unrated

He has a strong bias, especially when he's talking about marijuanna... I think he's a user.
Jennifer Stamp, 2nd Year Brain & Behaviour
Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: June 11, 2009

Talking about Pinel, the textbook author
Rating: unrated

I can't do that lecture - I'm colour-blind!
Jennifer Stamp, 2nd Year Brain & Behaviour
Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: June 11, 2009

quoting the other professor about the vision lecture
Rating: unrated

"...most people would not enjoy being chewed on by a grizzly."
Simone Gadbois, 2nd Year Brain & Behaviour
Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: June 11, 2009
Rating: unrated

Water is gross. Fish fuck in it.
Tenna Matthews, Stagecraft 1
Grayson County College, Denison, Texas

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: June 10, 2009

Trying to tell our Tech Director that she had a headache because she wasn't drinking enough water.
Rating: 4.5

As you can see, this leather contraption is designed to hold dildos. Dildi? Dildos.
Morris, Gay and Lesbian Perspectives in Pop Music
UCLA, Los Angeles, CA

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: June 8, 2009

Best professor ever.
Rating: 8

It's amazing how much change can come from just a few words: For example: "Mary had a little lamb... With mint sauce..."
Bill Glassman, Reading 142
Fullerton College, Fullerton, CA

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: June 6, 2009

The best, most interesting, most enjoyable, and most influential teacher I ever had.
Rating: unrated

You see this tube right here, DONT use it. Throw it away. White water color paint is THE DEEEEEEVIIL !! (Screeched out like a heavy metal hair band of the eighties..)
Guy Kinnear, Painting I
Azusa Pacific University, Azusa, California

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: June 6, 2009

This was the only class I took in college that I ever learned anything about life, thanks Guy.
Rating: 10

How do we get rid of left wing radicals? We use a weapon of math destruction.
Prof. Carlson, Calculus I
Grove City College, Grove City, PA

Comments? Add or View (1) submitted: June 5, 2009
Rating: 10

Tomorrow we're going to talk about scary results and the liberal media theorem.
Prof. Carlson, Calculus I
Grove City College, Grove City, PA

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: June 5, 2009
Rating: unrated

"All right, today we're going to learn how to cut Styrofoam." *pulls out a chainsaw* "Now first we...GET BACK IN HERE!"
James Worley, Technical Production
Angelo State University, San Angelo, Texas

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: June 5, 2009

Power tools always made class exciting.
Rating: 9.5

According to Ovid, 'No' means 'Yes please harder'.
Matthew Robinson, Interpreting Latin Literature
University College London, London, England

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: June 5, 2009

In reference to a poem in Ovid's Amores.
Rating: 9

"A kilo is 2.2 pounds. Those of you who buy drugs on a regular basis already know this."
Dr. Robert Barth, Cultural Anthropology
University of Wisconsin - Eau Claire, Eau Claire, WI

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: June 5, 2009

This was nearly twenty years ago but I'll never forget it.
Rating: 9

Its easier to expunge some felonies than to pull up an F on your transcript.
Dr. Lambert, Macro and Micro Economics
The Univercity Of Southern Mississippi, Hattiesburg, Mississippi

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: June 5, 2009

Stressing how important it is to keep your gpa up%2C and if you were having problems to get help or get out before the academic penitaly drop date.
Rating: unrated

"If reading a book is going to rattle your religious beliefs, their probably not very strong to begin with."
Professor Moulds, Western Civilization
Jones County Junior College, Ellisville, Mississippi

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: June 5, 2009

He was talking about reading the koran and maybe the dead sea scrolls, I believe. And the quote is not exacly like he said, but the best I can remember. He was a great teacher with interesting ways of putting things out there.
Rating: 5.5

No wonder their are so many signs around this town that say "Slow children at play".
Mr. Breland, Biology
Collins High School, Collins, Mississippi

Comments? Add or View (1) submitted: June 5, 2009

He said this after handing back the results from our first test, that pretty much everyone failed.
Rating: 5

TA: How do we know that he is an evil man?
Student: We know that he was a drinker.
Professor: I certainly hope drinking doesn't make you evil, cause I'm willing to bet that would implicate most of you, and myself as well.
Huang, Major American Writers II
Clark University, ,

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: June 4, 2009

Discussing Peter Quint in James's "The Turn of the Screw"
Rating: unrated

"My favorite cake is pie, and when I say pie I mean Sex with my wife."
Dr. Elmer Towns, Theology 201
Liberty University, Lynchburg, Va

Comments? Add or View (1) submitted: June 4, 2009

Very old, talks about sex in every class.
Rating: 10

It's not about curing cancer anymore, it's about the pizza!
Mr. White, Physics
White Knoll HS, , SC

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: June 4, 2009

commenting on winning the largest class donation to a cancer foundation. the class that won got a pizza party paid for by the school.
Rating: unrated

anyone over 60 is just a piece of meat
Alex K., Economics
MIT, Melbourne, VIC

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: June 3, 2009

we were discussing the people that owned businesses nowdays and how most of them are old and useless..
Rating: unrated

"Wow she's a really hot babe...Oh my God, she's a chick with a dick...stab."
Dr. Simon Obendorf, Politics
University of Lincoln, Lincoln, United Kingdom

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: June 2, 2009

The amazing Dr. Obendorf on how identity confusion can lead to murder.
Rating: 10

So we assume that there's no friction on water. So Jesus, walking on water, he wouldn't go anywhere because there's no friction. He'd just pedal in one place.
Dr. K., PHY 110 University Physics
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Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: June 2, 2009
Rating: 9.5

It's rather unfortunate that so many things that are poisonous really taste quite good.
Dr. G., CHM 116 General Chemistry II
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Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: June 2, 2009
Rating: unrated

I don't like to call them "tests." That's such a negative terms. I prefer to call them "celebrations of learning."
Dr. F., CE 250 Statics
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Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: June 2, 2009
Rating: 9

And that carbene is really reactive. It will insert into any C-H bond. It's not selective. It doesn't really care. It's like a horny sixteen-year-old boy.
Dr. F, CHM 551 Advanced Organic Chemistry
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Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: June 2, 2009
Rating: 10

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