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"NO SIGNAL." That looks promising.
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James Mayhew, Intro to Aerospace
Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology, Terre Haute, IN
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submitted: March 12, 2003 |
Trying to get *some* signal from laptop to projector...
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I don't know *why* people your age commit suicide when they could be programming PICs...
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Keith Hoover, Embedded Systems Design
Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology, Terre Haute, IN
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submitted: March 12, 2003 |
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"Don't let me design the universe."
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Dr. Ede, HIST391: The History of Technology
University of Alberta, Edmonton, Alberta
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submitted: March 11, 2003 |
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"The market is beautiful like Julia Roberts. Don't like Julia Roberts? Well, that's your problem."
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John Q. Tian, GOV 225 States and Markets in East Asia
Connecticut College, New London, CT
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submitted: March 11, 2003 |
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Take a cabbage. What do you want from a cabbage? Not much. It cabbages.
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Maurice Natanson, Philosophy of Existence
Yale University, New Haven, CT
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submitted: March 11, 2003 |
On Heidegger's practice of verbing nouns. Delivered in a thick Brooklyn accent.
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"There's orgasm, then there's Krispy Kreme donuts. I think it has something to do with blood sugar levels."
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Jervey Tervalon, Advanced Creative Writing
Pitzer College, Claremont, CA
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submitted: March 11, 2003 |
The self-proclaimed "king of the non-sequitor"
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There's nothing quite like the reaction you get walking into a Tim Hortons at six AM, smiling and chipper like you've been up for three hours and you just haven't had enough fun yet.
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Dr. Daniel Ahern, Philosophy 1001 (Ethics of Life & Death)
University of New Brunswick, Fredericton, New Brunswick
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submitted: March 10, 2003 |
He's a strange man at 10 AM.
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Describing MS Office print orientation to my class in which students of Far Eastern descent are enrolled in notable proportion, I spoke of "Print Oriental" instead.
I grabbed the rebound by wishing them a Happy Chinese New Year.
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Abbott Katz, Introduction to Computers
Queens College, City University of New York, Flushing, NY
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submitted: March 10, 2003 |
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Hitler tried the whole blonde hair blue eye thing, even though he wasn't blonde haired blue eyed...he was a genius but not very bright, if you know what I mean...it usually turns out that way.
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Mr. Dressel, Biology/Contemporary Issues
Toledo Christian, Toledo, OH
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submitted: March 9, 2003 |
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It's only funny till I stop laughing.
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Mr. Dressel, Biology/Contemporary Issues
Toledo Christian, Toledo, OH
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submitted: March 9, 2003 |
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"and the dove[in a poem] symbolizes peace, the DOVE SYMBOLIZES PEACE I WILL BREAK YOUR BONES!!!
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Omar Garra, Hebrew
The Orthodox Arab College, Haifa, Israel
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submitted: March 8, 2003 |
apparently a student was talking. apparently this botherd him
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"You GARBAGE! You dirty pile of Crap!..."
*10 seconds later* "... I have the utmost respect for you..."
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Omar Garra, Hebrew
The Ortgodox Arab College, Haifa, Israel
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submitted: March 8, 2003 |
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Is "Basidity" even a word? I dunno, I made it up to confuse the heck out of you guys. It was early, I was hungover, she was beautiful...back to autoionizationimating energy
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L. Webb, AP Chemistry
Live Oak High School, Morgan Hill, California
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submitted: March 8, 2003 |
He often claims he was drunk. Now we start to believe him. He also often makes up words
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"There's not a single human being on the island, other than the cows."
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Dr. Gary Polis, Island Ecology
UC Davis, Davis, California
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submitted: March 8, 2003 |
R.I.P., Gary. And F**K Death for taking you so goddamned early
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T1: You cannot win.
T2: You cannot break even.
T3: You may as well not even try.
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Dr. Barry Meyers-Rice, Weed Management on Natural Reserves
UC Davis, Davis, California
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submitted: March 8, 2003 |
An interpretation of the laws of thermodynamics as applied to weed control
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"I'd like to point out some of the ways in which we're screwed in weed control."
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Dr. B. Meyers-Rice, Weed Management of Natural Reserves
UC Davis, Davis, California
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submitted: March 8, 2003 |
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"Most thistle-specific herbicides aren't."
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Dan Sorenson, Weed Management of Natural Reserves
UC Davis, Davis, California
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submitted: March 8, 2003 |
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"This is an example of the 'bulldozer effect'."
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Dr. K. Rice, Ecology 200B
UC Davis, Davis, California
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submitted: March 8, 2003 |
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This axis is PFFFDUH!
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Dr. K. Rice, Ecology 200B
UC Davis, Davis, California
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submitted: March 8, 2003 |
His interpretation of PPFD, which stands for photosynthetically active photon flux density, in case you happen to care.
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"If we take a look at this particularly surreal nitrogen cycle, with its floating cows and giant corn...."
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Dr. K. Scow, Ecology 200A
UC Davis, Davis, California
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submitted: March 8, 2003 |
Referring to the overhead she'd just put up, which was a figure from some textbook
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"I like things complicated; otherwise, I'd have been a molecular biologist."
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Dr. K. Scow, Ecology 200A
UC Davis, Davis, California
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submitted: March 8, 2003 |
Particularly amusing to me, having switched my major from molecular biology to ecology shortly before starting graduate school.
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"The point at which you stop hitting yourself over the head is when it starts to hurt."
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Dr. A. Shapiro, Ecology 290
UC Davis, Davis, California
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submitted: March 8, 2003 |
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"The deep, dark, professional secret of conservation biology is that most of their theory is handwaving and bunk."
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Dr. A. Shapiro, Ecology 200B
UC Davis, Davis, California
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submitted: March 8, 2003 |
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"The road to hell is paved with both good intentions and bad natural history."
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Dr. A. Shapiro, Ecology 200B
UC Davis, Davis, California
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submitted: March 8, 2003 |
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"And then you end up with these food webs that look like a bad hair day."
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Dr. T. Foin, Ecology 200B
UC Davis, Davis, California
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submitted: March 8, 2003 |
On trying to add too many details to ecological models
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