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"On this side, we have a rock...and on this side, we have...a Birdie!"
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Professor Hamilton, Greek
Bryn Mawr College, Bryn Mawr, PA
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Professor Hamilton trying to do a Structural analysis (2 oppositions and try to find a mediating factor). He said this with an insanely chipper voice. (the picture was of a rooster)
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Take it for a few test drives before you have a passenger
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Dr. Catchpole, Psychology
NIC, PA, BC
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submitted: February 10, 2004 |
We were having a class discussion on sexuality..I liked the analogy
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it's usually the same, unless it's different
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Dr. Louge, Organic Chemistry 2
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: February 10, 2004 |
| Rating: 8.5 |
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We're doing the reverse of Columbus!
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Dr. Thomas Co, Process Control
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI, MI
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submitted: February 10, 2004 |
we were looking at linearization (basically, if I measured the distace from my house to my neighbor's, I wouldn't take into account that the earth is round - I would assume it to be flat)
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money's not...well, money's never cheap...
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Dr. Thomas Co, Process Control
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: February 10, 2004 |
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...it's like you have this rubrics cube, and you solve it before the center cools off and you save the world. That could be a part of a movie.
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Dr. Jason Keith, Transport and Unit Operations 2
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: February 10, 2004 |
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...and there's a whole bunch of dead people with dimensionless groups named after them that we will look at this semester...
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Dr. Jason Keith, Transport and Unit Operations 2
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: February 10, 2004 |
| Rating: 10 |
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There's something about babies and children that make people want to break out the glockenspiel and flutes.
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Alton Tompson, Wind Symphony
Michigan Technological University, Houghton,
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submitted: February 10, 2004 |
| Rating: 9.33333 |
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If anything blows up... start pushing off buttons!
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Dr. King, ISP Lab
Michigan Tech University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: February 10, 2004 |
Said before leaving me alone in the lab during a test.
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There's something magical about this temperature, it tickles me somehow. All problems at 20 degrees C!
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Bubba Altan, Fluid Mechanics
Michigan Tech University, Houghton, MI
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submitted: February 9, 2004 |
Now imagine it being said by an older Turkish man named "Bubba" who can be adaquately described by the word "leprechaun."
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(B.J., who is classically trained and knows everything there is to know about Renaissance counterpoint, plays a jazz chord on the piano and hums a few "jazzy" notes.)
B.J.: "I did this just to show my versatility. If you tell S.S. (other teacher) about this lesson I will shoot all of you! He'll bully me..."
(B.J. now went on to making degrading remarks about himself in S.S.'s voice. His impersonation was quite good, actually)
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B.J., Music Theory
Xxx Academy of Music, Xxx, Sweden
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submitted: February 8, 2004 |
What is there to say? B.J.'s classes are like this.
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Do you have any questions? In that case, it's too late!
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H.N., Pedagogy
Xxx Academy of Music, Xxx, Sweden
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submitted: February 8, 2004 |
H.N. at the end of class.
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"Now if this were a Medieval Philosophy Lecture....well, you would all be men, I would be a priest and we would all be cold and hungry."
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David Johnston, Introduction to Philosophy
University of Regina, Regina, Saskatchewan
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submitted: February 8, 2004 |
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I could go over there and slit your throat, but it wouldn't be LEGAL.
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David Gerhard, CS 400
University of Regina, Regina, SK
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submitted: February 8, 2004 |
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I don't think we have mutation diarrhea here.
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Dr. Cammer, AP Biology
Thomas Jefferson HSST, Alexandria,
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submitted: February 7, 2004 |
On species-richness of beetles
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You don't have to be sitting in a bathtub to say "Eureka!"
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Ernest Sibert, Cis400-Ultrasparc Assembly
Syracuse University, Syracuse, NY
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submitted: February 7, 2004 |
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Unix streams are designed to be infinite since you don't know how long the file is. Thats computer science infinite, you don't know how long its going to be.
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James Royer, Cis400-Functional programming in Haskell
Syracuse University, Syracuse, NY
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submitted: February 7, 2004 |
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This is kind of hard to write on a two dimensional board.
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Susan Older, Cis352-Programming languages
Syracuse University, Syracuse, NY
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submitted: February 7, 2004 |
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See this is where I get confused. Let me get you confused too, because that is the goal.
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KISHAN G. MEHROTRA, Cis321-Intro to probability and statistics
Syracuse University, Syracuse, NY
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submitted: February 7, 2004 |
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This little gerbil, sitting inside the head of the big gerbil, knows these cells since the day he was born...
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Dr. Eli Nelken, General topics in neurobiology
Hebrew University, Jerusalem, Israel
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submitted: February 7, 2004 |
A gerbil is a little nice rodent. This was said while explaining how it is processing auditory information.
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Hey, you all, look! I'm SO gifted!
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Prof. Eilon Vaadia, Human Physiology
Hebrew University, Jerusalem, Israel
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While holding a chair in the air, demonstrating muscle activity...
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And the conclusion from that is: When you get to New York - Go party!
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Prof. Yossi Yarom, General topics in neurobiology
Hebrew University, Jerusalem, Israel
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submitted: February 7, 2004 |
About synchronizing the circadian rhythm.
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The exit code is useful when you want to know if your child grew up and had a good life or it got run over by a truck or something.
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Thu Nguyen, Operating Systems
Rutgers University, New Brunswick, New Jersey
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Lecturing on the fork() and wait() system calls
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"This argument is like Bacardi 151: it goes down smoothly, but it's going to hit you later."
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Dr. Bates, Issues in Religious Thought
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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submitted: February 6, 2004 |
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"But, we'll go into excessive detail on that later."
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Dr. Peppers-Bates, Philosophy of Religion
Stetson University, DeLand, FL
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