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"On this side, we have a rock...and on this side, we have...a Birdie!"
Professor Hamilton, Greek
Bryn Mawr College, Bryn Mawr, PA

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Professor Hamilton trying to do a Structural analysis (2 oppositions and try to find a mediating factor). He said this with an insanely chipper voice. (the picture was of a rooster)
Rating: unrated

Take it for a few test drives before you have a passenger
Dr. Catchpole, Psychology
NIC, PA, BC

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We were having a class discussion on sexuality..I liked the analogy
Rating: unrated

it's usually the same, unless it's different
Dr. Louge, Organic Chemistry 2
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: February 10, 2004
Rating: 8.5

We're doing the reverse of Columbus!
Dr. Thomas Co, Process Control
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI, MI

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we were looking at linearization (basically, if I measured the distace from my house to my neighbor's, I wouldn't take into account that the earth is round - I would assume it to be flat)
Rating: unrated

money's not...well, money's never cheap...
Dr. Thomas Co, Process Control
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: February 10, 2004
Rating: unrated

...it's like you have this rubrics cube, and you solve it before the center cools off and you save the world. That could be a part of a movie.
Dr. Jason Keith, Transport and Unit Operations 2
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: February 10, 2004
Rating: 10

...and there's a whole bunch of dead people with dimensionless groups named after them that we will look at this semester...
Dr. Jason Keith, Transport and Unit Operations 2
Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI

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Rating: 10

There's something about babies and children that make people want to break out the glockenspiel and flutes.
Alton Tompson, Wind Symphony
Michigan Technological University, Houghton,

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: February 10, 2004
Rating: 9.33333

If anything blows up... start pushing off buttons!
Dr. King, ISP Lab
Michigan Tech University, Houghton, MI

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Said before leaving me alone in the lab during a test.
Rating: unrated

There's something magical about this temperature, it tickles me somehow. All problems at 20 degrees C!
Bubba Altan, Fluid Mechanics
Michigan Tech University, Houghton, MI

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: February 9, 2004

Now imagine it being said by an older Turkish man named "Bubba" who can be adaquately described by the word "leprechaun."
Rating: 10

(B.J., who is classically trained and knows everything there is to know about Renaissance counterpoint, plays a jazz chord on the piano and hums a few "jazzy" notes.) B.J.: "I did this just to show my versatility. If you tell S.S. (other teacher) about this lesson I will shoot all of you! He'll bully me..." (B.J. now went on to making degrading remarks about himself in S.S.'s voice. His impersonation was quite good, actually)
B.J., Music Theory
Xxx Academy of Music, Xxx, Sweden

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: February 8, 2004

What is there to say? B.J.'s classes are like this.
Rating: unrated

Do you have any questions? In that case, it's too late!
H.N., Pedagogy
Xxx Academy of Music, Xxx, Sweden

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H.N. at the end of class.
Rating: unrated

"Now if this were a Medieval Philosophy Lecture....well, you would all be men, I would be a priest and we would all be cold and hungry."
David Johnston, Introduction to Philosophy
University of Regina, Regina, Saskatchewan

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: February 8, 2004
Rating: 9.66667

I could go over there and slit your throat, but it wouldn't be LEGAL.
David Gerhard, CS 400
University of Regina, Regina, SK

Comments? Add or View (1) submitted: February 8, 2004
Rating: 10

I don't think we have mutation diarrhea here.
Dr. Cammer, AP Biology
Thomas Jefferson HSST, Alexandria,

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: February 7, 2004

On species-richness of beetles
Rating: unrated

You don't have to be sitting in a bathtub to say "Eureka!"
Ernest Sibert, Cis400-Ultrasparc Assembly
Syracuse University, Syracuse, NY

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: February 7, 2004
Rating: unrated

Unix streams are designed to be infinite since you don't know how long the file is. Thats computer science infinite, you don't know how long its going to be.
James Royer, Cis400-Functional programming in Haskell
Syracuse University, Syracuse, NY

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: February 7, 2004
Rating: unrated

This is kind of hard to write on a two dimensional board.
Susan Older, Cis352-Programming languages
Syracuse University, Syracuse, NY

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: February 7, 2004
Rating: 9

See this is where I get confused. Let me get you confused too, because that is the goal.
KISHAN G. MEHROTRA, Cis321-Intro to probability and statistics
Syracuse University, Syracuse, NY

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: February 7, 2004
Rating: unrated

This little gerbil, sitting inside the head of the big gerbil, knows these cells since the day he was born...
Dr. Eli Nelken, General topics in neurobiology
Hebrew University, Jerusalem, Israel

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: February 7, 2004

A gerbil is a little nice rodent. This was said while explaining how it is processing auditory information.
Rating: unrated

Hey, you all, look! I'm SO gifted!
Prof. Eilon Vaadia, Human Physiology
Hebrew University, Jerusalem, Israel

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: February 7, 2004

While holding a chair in the air, demonstrating muscle activity...
Rating: unrated

And the conclusion from that is: When you get to New York - Go party!
Prof. Yossi Yarom, General topics in neurobiology
Hebrew University, Jerusalem, Israel

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: February 7, 2004

About synchronizing the circadian rhythm.
Rating: unrated

The exit code is useful when you want to know if your child grew up and had a good life or it got run over by a truck or something.
Thu Nguyen, Operating Systems
Rutgers University, New Brunswick, New Jersey

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: February 7, 2004

Lecturing on the fork() and wait() system calls
Rating: 10

"This argument is like Bacardi 151: it goes down smoothly, but it's going to hit you later."
Dr. Bates, Issues in Religious Thought
Stetson University, DeLand, FL

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: February 6, 2004
Rating: unrated

"But, we'll go into excessive detail on that later."
Dr. Peppers-Bates, Philosophy of Religion
Stetson University, DeLand, FL

Comments? Add or View (0) submitted: February 6, 2004
Rating: unrated

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